follert


noun
aka- “pull a follert”, “pulling the follert”, or “dog whispering”.

::a high priority, condom-less act of hitting on the ugliest girl in the room first, in an attempt to save time by getting laid quickly.

::a manuever that throws standards clear out the window, landing the recipient with any girl that no one else wants, just so he can get his d-ck wet.

::a ravishing wet dream that’s insanely h-m-s-xual in nature. often occuring when one falls asleep in an aaron rogers or tim tebow jersey after watching football.
darvin: what are you doing tonight? -eyebrow raise-
jason: i need to get off bad tonight bro, i think i’m gonna pull a follert.
darvin: no way.. you’re going to follert?
jason: follert…

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