folp
1.) getting farted on while sucking someone’s d-ck (even if it’s fake or strap-on-ish)
der- folp is plof backwards….literally.
ex. this guy took me out to a great dinner last night and when i went to repay him, orally, i got folped. i hate it when a guy think he can just fart on me while i am sucking his d-ck. i mean, i do have standards.
a selfish act.
a way to describe someone who’s selfish and/or cheap
don’t folp the money dude.
that guys is such a folp, he wouldn’t give me a quarter for a soda!
literally: fat outer lips. this refers to obese l-b– majora or, in extreme cases, l-b– minora. this condition can lead to v-g-n-l convulsions and severe incidents of camel toe
it looked like she had a nice juicy b-tt, but when she revealed the two swollen folps between her legs, my b-n-r was instantly lost.
oprah’s folps clapped together like the fins of a majestic blue whale as she expelled a huge blast of noxious gas from her dimpled black -ss
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