fomoof
“fear of missing out on food”. the fear that if you miss a lunch or meal your taste buds and belly will miss out on some amazing delicious goodies.
advice or helpful tips:
1. never stand in the way of a fomoof
2. to get back in the good graces of a fomoof throw food at them and it has to be the same kind of food that landed you in the dog house (ex: if you forgot to offer some delicious chocolate covered blueberries to a fomoof than you need to find some chocolate that the fomoof has not tried to fix your faux pas)
3. a fomoof will recognize another fomoof
4. fomoof come in all shapes. we blend well.
5. a fomoof can convert a non-fomoof but not visa versa. once a fomoof always a fomoof
even though she was full, heather’s fomoof got the best of her and she purchased the bag of doritos collisions.
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