FONC


somebody who believes they have many friends but they are really just a pain in the -rs-. stands for friend of no c-nt.
” get the f-ck out of here, you’re nothing but a fonc”.
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friend of no c-nt

meaning exactly what it stands for – you are definatley not a friend of a c-nt or a friend of anyone at all depending on where you are
jeez that girl is nothing but a f.o.n.c
a friend of no c-nt
keith is a f.o.n.c
fonc is the abbreviation of f-ck off night club. it is commonly a male dominated event involving a 1-10 km walk while drunk and drinking at night hours usually after 11. the destination is predetermined, ordinarily a place to sit or to purchase supplies, whereupon you retreat back to the point of origin. fonc, irrespective of its aggressive sounding nature, usually entails quiet around houses and endorses deep, drunk discussion.
– so we fonc’d to road pantry
– i feel like a fonc tonight.

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