fonch
(aka the fonch; orign american) n. 1. the mangina; n. 2. where a male takes his p-n-s and sticks in between his legs to create a simulated v-g-n-; v. 3. used in expression (see below).
1. you didn’t just show dad ‘the fonch’ did you?
2. fonch-tastic!
verb. annoying affection; the loving touch that irritates.
my boyfriend loves to sneak up behind me and fonch me when i’m trying to do the dishes.
of or pertaining to a male of lesser manliness
peter just totally gave up, what a fonch!
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