Fondle Monster
someone who randomly grabs t-ts and b–bs because they just have too or want to.
also someone who likes to play with there own b–bs a lot.
girl: omfg!!!! stop being such a fondle monster and get your hands off my t-ts !!!
guy: i can’t help it there so perfect i have to touch them d:!!
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