fondlefood


this term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

– those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
– expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
– high-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
hey chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all….but i’m getting a little hungry over here!!
honey!!! someone sent us a basket of fondlefood…..would you like a peeled grape??? ahhhh….thanks, but nope.
mr barista…..enough with the romance!! it’s coffee and cream, not marilyn monroe…

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