fondom


(fon-dum)
plastic interior piece commonly used by females, to protect the injection of male sperminius from entering the vagín and potentially impregnating said females.
– pick me up some fondom’s i’m tryin ta beat.

– na, i ain’t need no condoms, my b-tch got a couple fondoms left…

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