foner

a word to describe a fake b-n-r caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.
i glanced over at peter and it seemed as though he had a b-n-r, peter yelped: “naaaaa son, it’s just a foner!”
the female version of a b-n-r. often when a female gets s-xually aroused, excited, etc. her v-g-n- will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. this may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject’s arousal.
francheska- “he took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when i saw his tattoo i totally got a foner.”
a foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. foner literally translates to food b-n-r.
“mmm, what y’all cookin up? this smell’s giving me a serious foner!”

“don’t mention gbk, the thought will give a foner”
occurs mainly in women’s jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a b-n-r.
gertrude sat down in her chair.
“you have a b-n-r?” her friend whispered to her.
“no!” gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, “a foner.”
the word to describe a b-n-r you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.

a food b-n-r.
mom- “turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatb-lls….”

you- “mom! stop your giving me a foner!”
when someone has a b-n-r for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can’t stop raving about it, etc.
alex has a real foner for his new samsung galaxy noteii. he won’t shut up about it.
a fo b-n-r. fo meaning fake or partial, b-n-r meaning erection.
guy in cl-ss: g-d d-mn foner! when will it stop??