fonstipation


the condition you get when you’re belly is so bloated that you have a combination of a (near to full term) food baby and constipation
ell: babe do you fancy some pizza or curry?
me: i couldn’t eat another thing after yesterday’s foodfest – look at my belly i’ve got bad fonstipation

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