fontas
an individual skilled in m-ss psychology that cleverly utilizes m-ss greed and stupidity to dump overvalued cryptocurrency on them at a predetermined time-slot usually marked by fontas as”pump start” or “pre-pump start”.
an appearance of the fontas is usually accompanied by m-ss hysteria in the trollbox, with lot’s of chikuns flying both up and down.
any event orchestrated by the fontas always ends with the trollbox declaring “pump failed”
a fontas never actually pumps after the first pump announcement.
i lost 50% of my coins, i just got fontas’d!
noun: an individual who pump’s and dump’s the alt currency markets like a boss.
fontas been fiddling those markets again
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