Fontones
(fon-tan-ez) bad-ss puertorican hippies that drive beetles and run really fast. probably the prettiest people ever and are tight with jesus. yea yeaaaaaaa
1) (noun) you don’t have a chance with that girl, thats a fontones.
2) (adj.) he got all fontones on his -ss.
3) (verb) lets go fontones him up yo.
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