Foob Theorum
foob being a combination of food and b–b, the foob theorum is the idea that when a girl wears a low-cut top food will always fall between her b–bs when trying to eat.
jenny- “i was eating popcorn last night at the movies, and i got a bunch down my shirt.”
joe- “a fine example of the foob theorum.”
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