food daddy
a food daddy is the provider of a food digger, not to be confused with its cousin the gold digger. the food daddy will be led on breakfast, lunch, and dinner dates with its food digger. the food daddy loves to pay for the date.
food daddy: hey where do you want to eat today? i’ll pay of course.
typical food digger: oh yes please!
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