food disillusion
when you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn’t what you expected it would be. instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can’t bear eating it.
paul: oh! i’m so hungry! where’s my chicken?
(waiter brings food to the table)
paul: what is that!? i thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it’s actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
nat: oh paul, that is food disillusion right there. do you want some of my fries?
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