food envy
when you go out for a meal and your friend/lover/family’s food looks so awesome you get incredibly jealous and stare at it all night/start stealing some it. esp. if you can’t decide what you want to eat or are on a diet.
you: oh man that looks like an awesome steak!
friend: well you shouldn’t have ordered salad then…
you: d-mn food envy.
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