Food finger
when you try to touch someone with oily or greasy hands after eating.
hey don’t try to food finger me, this is a new shirt
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- foodcrastinating
the act of putting off eating until absolutely necessary due to external factors such as the fridge being too far away or the street being too d-mn cold to go out and get pizza. liz, it’s 11pm and you haven’t eaten yet. did you spend the whole night foodcrastinating again?
- Foodawg
nerdrage, the act of freaking out over a video game, particularly an mmorpg like world of warcraft. last time ted got ganked in stranglethorn, he foodawg’d for a good half hour until we globally muted him in ventrilo.
- foobl
an acronym that promptly states that someone: falls off of bed laughing. ‘dude. guess what.’ ‘what?’ ‘cat hat!’ ‘foobl!!!!!’
- food disillusion
when you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn’t what you expected it would be. instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can’t bear eating it. paul: oh! i’m so hungry! where’s my chicken? (waiter brings food to the table) […]
- fooddoofing
the act of turning any word or phrase into a palindrome matt began his fooddoofing rampage by turning the word “orange” into the palindrome “orangeegnaro.”