Food Pervert


an obscure psychological abnormality recently brought to the forefront by jim rome show producer, jason stewart who suffers from the condition. food perversion inflicts fat people when food becomes such an integral part of their personality they begin to have s-xual feelings -ssociated with food.
jason stewart is such a food pervert he must remain seated for a few minutes after dominoes friday arrives.
someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, past the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the oc-ssional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.
food pervert; bacon maple bars, from voodoo dounuts, ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut b-tter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

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