FOOD STAMPS
-ssistance that low cl-ss/poor/broke males females get in order to eat every month.
d-mn dont be messin with him , he gets foodstamps.
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1: those who just got laid off, and need to feed their family; are going to college and had their significant other leave them with a child; or those that are working 2-3 jobs and are trying their best to support their family but its not enough.
2: the redneck inbreds that dropped out of high school and are already losing their teeth before the age of 30, buy an entire cart full of groceries with food stamps, and then another cart full of 24 pack cases of beer, and then ask for 2 cartons of cigarettes, which they pay with their own money.
3: the majority of food stamp users, of course, are the ones who come in their m-ssive sungl-sses, talking on bluetooth, acting as if they are too important to even treat the cashier as a human being, then after clicking their mile long nails that they get done at the salon every week, they reach in their gucci brand purse and pull out a foodstamp card, only to call it “ebt” in hopes of no one in the line knowing they’re on food stamps. after paying no attention to the cashier whatsoever, they stop their conversation on the phone about “taqueishas baby daddy” to tell the cashier they want several blacknmilds, with a pack of swishers.
after hauling off their $600 order of crab legs, filet mignons, and several 40 ounce bottles of beer, they shove their 3-5 kids into their escalade equipped with spinning rims and 12″ subwoofers and speed in the parking lot, rattling the eardrums of everyone.
me: how are you?
type 1: great(:
me: is it going to be credit or debit?
type 1: food stamps ):
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me: how are you?
type 2: …
me: credit or debit sir?
type 2: -chews tobacco- foo-stes.
me: have a great day.
type 2: …
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me: how are you?
type 3: yeh i told you bout dat b-tch on maury wuz a hoe! dint i tell you dat gurl?
me: im sorry?
type 3: i aint tawkin to yew.
me: oh im sorry.
type 3: tyrese get over here! wurr da hayl is yo brothah!?
type 3: shaquanquan put dese crablegs on the register, i gotta go find yuh sistah, im bout tah beat her azz.
-10 minutes-
me: is your mom coming back?
shaquanquan: iunno!! gimme dose skittles!!!!!!
me: here buddy.
-mom returns, still on the bluetooth, while carrying two screaming toddlers in her arms-
type 3: she a hoe gurr, shaquanquan wut i tell you bout dat candy!! we got bags of it at home!
me: credit or debit ma’am?
type 3: debit.
-register error-
me: i’m sorry ma’am was it credit or debit?
type 3: ebt, anyways shaquendria i got interrupted.
me: have a great day.
type 3: ascuse me, i want my stuff double bagged, and dint you hear me? i said i wan some blacknmilds.
me: sorry, have a wonderful day.
type 3: -sn-tches receipt- tyrese get ovah here! im bout tah leave yo azz!
-6 kids gather from various spots and gather round the 300 pound behemoth of a mother, who is now talking about how oprah should run for president.-
a form of government currency nationally known to lower income cl-ss families to purchase food and food products but surprisingly, are used by the wealthy as well.
checkout clerk: how will you be paying for this maam?
wealthy chick: (whispers) “food stamps” and brings out her card like it was a debit card. she’s pays for the food and the bag boy takes it to her mercedez slk and she drives off.
the little stamps u use to get food yo broke–ss sonfoab-tch
my friend uses food stamps cuz he is so poor he can,t even pay attention!
what you call someone who sucks at something or is a loser/b-m/scrub/ or any other term that describes someone as being unsatisfactory.
“maaan.. yo jumpshot is garbage.. you so food stamps..”
for instance, if someone has a nice jumpshot, then their jumpshot is “money”. but, if someone’s jumpshot is “broke”, then that person is food stamps.
a doc-ment in which the government gives to people who are on welfare to buy food.
man, get off those welfare checks and food stamps and get a job!
wat ppl over here (southcentral la) try to trade for money so dey cud buy blunts, alchohol, or cigarettes
cracc head: eh ill give u 5dollars worth of food stamps for dose 2dollas u got right der
little boy: ok
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