when a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.
did you hear what jenn did to joe? they were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. what a food tease.
- uncle susan
a manly woman, with oddly large bodily proportions and a deep voice. ‘yo, i’m pretty sure mrs. young is a trans-xual’ ‘nah bro, she’s just an uncle susan.’
noun- when something reminds you of being in or around iraq and you feel as if you must take a scalding hot shower with iodine. mike was at the job site when he walked through some sh-t water and experienced iraqaphobia.
- alpo can
euphemism for a thick p-n-s. i accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my alpo can.
- devil chin
the bl–dy aftermath that is left on your chin after eating the p-ssy of a girl on her period. after i ate out a chick on her period i looked in the mirror and to my suprise i had a devil chin.
when you can’t function your hands while overdosing on cocaine. that c-ke had me t-rex’d bro.