Foodlegurd
a tiny sponge used on the end of a small stick to extract the s-m-n from ones belly b-tton after a m-st-rb-t–n accident.
”someone p-ss me that foodlegurd, your mum just walked past”
“ah d-mn, i wish i had a foodlegurd yesterday, my belly b-tton has turned green.”
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