foodshopping
the kind of shopping that exists purely as a survival mechanism- the primary goal is the acquisition of sustenance
person 1: do you want to go to the mall with me?
person 2: what for?
person 1: uhh… whatever you want, really…
person 2: i only ever go foodshopping. all other forms of getting the things are extraneous. and i already have food.
person 1: oh… well, have fun not dying, i guess?
person 2: righto!
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