foodvik


a viking fellow who has the infinitely useful ability to summon giant gnomes, who specialize in smushing oversized peas from outersp-ce. he apparently is a friend of blode, food, hairy, and the crab of ineffable wisdom.
foodvik van bloodersen summoned the giant gnome to defeat the uber-pea in blode – episode six: attack of the uber-pea!

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