Foolish mortal
a mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a “foolish mortal.” the ant-thesis of the foolish mortal is the immortal, who is never foolish.
immortal: hey, you foolish mortal over there!
mortal: ?
immortal: thou art the foolish of mortals!
foolish mortal: nooooooo….!
a being of limited lifespan who commits an act of,stupidity commonly without any common sense put into it, this being then takes applause for his foolish deed, and is then deemed a foolish mortal, being foolish in nature, and limited in lifespan. you can be deemed a foolish mortal by one of three things.
1) a british monarch from the 16th century.
2) a warlock of superior power.
3) a wise immortal.
warlock: so…a squirrel took your underwear you say?
foolish mortal: yes, yes he did.
warlock: okay…and your lifespan is how long..?
foolish mortal: umm….70-80 years on average?
warlock: i see….foolish mortal!!
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