foomp
a foomp is when something magical happens along the lines of something growing instantly or blowing up instantly but in a pleasant way. more along the lines of something good just happened.
a gun goes bang.
fireworks go bang.
cars crashing go bang.
an instant growing mushroom tree goes foomp.
a p-n-s goes foomp.
a scoreboard goes foomp.
the sound effect your girlfriend makes when she hits you in a playful way.
babe look, -foomp-
shuddup babe, -foomp-
the physical action involved with smoking a cigarette.
a replacement for the word, f-ck.
– can be used interchangeably and within the same sentence multiple times.
foompin-a, man. i’ve been waiting to foomp a feempin’ feemp all day.
the sound a very fat person makes when their roll of fat moves away from and the suddenly hits the “normal” part of the body. this usually occurs when engulfing food/small objects (or children in the case of pedos).
fat man: h-llo little boy, omg look over there!
little boy: what?!
-foomp-
a few moments later…
concerned mother: have you seen my son?
fat man: nope… -struggling sounds coming from his stomach-
the sound your weiner makes when you get an erection.
you see that hot mamma? foomp
an overly grown, undertrimmed pubic hair area. when the hair grows to a point you could braid.
ex: when taking off of the underwear it makes a noise…..”foomp”
the d-mn feathers that rise up on f-ckin c-ckatiels. stupid -ss birds
the stupid birds foomp went crazy after i farted
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