forensic sweep
an activity performed after s-x with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. the idea is to remove all forms of physical and circ-mstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.
these activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. this is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
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