Foong
noun. the act of h-m-s-xual s-xual intercourse.
verb. to engage in h-m-s-xual s-x.
basically, it’s “f-ck,” but fabulous! not to mention generally cleaner and more sensitive to others.
origin – some conservative wannabe f-ggot went on a h-m-phobic rampage against the california protection of marriage act (the satirical one that bans divorce to save marriage from the straights) and his last name was foong. so we told him to foong off and turned his name into what he hates. win.
and don’t forget “foongy,” for someone with that especially tight -ss. oo baby! work it~
“i hear ted haggard likes a good foonging after smoking crystal meth.”
“you can foong me, or i can foong you. all that matters is that we foong loong and hard.”
“you’re soooo f-cking foongy… gimme some of that sugar, sweetcheeks!”
a slang term for a young girl (around the age of 20-30)’s v-g-n-. a word that a guy who is sh-tfaced or stoned would probably say.
‘dude im gonna get sh-tfaced at the bar tonight and then score some wicked foong!’
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