Foonman
a foonman is a person who meets these three criterion: 21 or older, not going to school, and living with their parents. at the age of 21 the a foonman is known as a 3rd cl-ss foonman. at 25: second cl-ss. 30: 1st cl-ss, 40: master foonman, 50 on: senior master foonman. if the foonman continues to live with his parents until they die, he is then a purple heart foonman. there is a also a specialty cl-ss of person who moves back in with their parents with a spouse and kids. this is known as an all american foonman.
person one: “hey isn’t that guy like 30 and still living with his parents”?
person two: “yeah, hes a foonman”.
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