foosball

a combination of soccer and shishkebobs
“i think foosball is a combination of soccer…and shishkebobs…” mitch hedberg
the devil
you been playin that foosball boy?
also known as babyfoot or table soccer.
this game looks boring as h-ll from an external point of view, but when you get into it it’s f-cking addictive, just like counter-strike.
the players are most likely geeks who skip their maths cl-ss to play, talk sh-t to each other and yell like they won the fifa world cup when they score a goal.
this game requires a lot of skill to play and there are worldwide compet-tions with thousands of dollars to win, where only the cream of the geeks, the kings of the wrists can attend.
a-“this one entered your -ss reallllly deep noob.”
b-“d-mn, that was painful. how did it p-ss ???”
a-“i don’t know but i loved it, don’t ya ?”
b-“yeah i would say that.”
table soccer
let’s go play foosball!
the best game in the world. played mostly during school lunch time or after school hours.
come on, musketeers, let’s go play some more foosball!
a sport growing in popularity within the seedy underbelly of society. usually played in dark corners of pubs and bars, its presence is only given away by the occasional cry of ‘goal’ from one of the sweaty contenders.
use of gloves, lubricant and rubber johnnys have lead to the game gaining an -ssociation with the p-rn industry, but this link is unfounded, and is pure sensationalism spread by the media.
the game of foos can be likened to an art: the players are the artistes, the table their canvas, and the ball and men their awesome tools of artistic creation.
f–k pool – let’s foos
the game some people at my school play during lunch or break times.

also, the game that i kick steven and mike’s -ss at.
guy #1: hey, let’s go get high and play some foos.
guy #2: alright dude, sounds awesome.

a few minutes later…

guy #2: i f-cking hate you and this game.