foot escort
one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his p-n-s inside his partners -n-s and prodding around. in addition, escorts often perform f-ll-t– at such an alarming rate that it causes friction buildup capable of small fires.
if in need of a good pole smoking, call for a foot escort.
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