foot long


to have a huge 1 foot p-n-s.
t.j jacked off my 1 foot p-n-s.
a lengthy p-n-s (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (see: hoagie). all are good on buns.
dave: hey- is that a footlong?

burt: sure is.

dave: you know i’ve got buns for it.
when one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

a decription of the size of the cr-p brewing inside of you.
-wrapping up empty subway wrapper-

man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now
1: a sub length at subway

2: long, male genitalia
1:i got a footlong at subway

2: girl 1: you were with mark?

girl 2: yeah, he has a footlong!

g1: no way!
when you take a p–p, and when you get up to look at it you can’t believer that huge p–p came out of you.
dude i just took a footlong! when i looked at it i almost fainted haha.
to take a foot long line of c-ke
whoa that foot long just got me cloud 9
a male reproductive organ, the size of justin’s p-n-s… 12 inches.
evan: yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

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