Foot Swirly


when you can’t afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby’s bottom.
i spent all my money at beerfest so i had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

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