Football, American


a seasonal sport played on an oversized lawn by over grown men wearing form fitting uniforms, that leave nothing to the imagination. the basic point of the game is to capture the remainders of a dehydrated pig and carry it which has been shaped in the form of an egg (which makes me think the game originated around the famous breakfast of bacon and eggs), and avoid the group hugs the opposing team is trying to include you in, to your side of the lawn. there you wiggle your b-tt, jump up and down and listen to the audience yell at you to shake your moneymaker again.

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