football boner


an overwhelming sense of excitement that comes from an amazing play on the field.
every time matthew stafford throws to calvin johnson i get a football b-n-r.
a term used to describe a footballer (soccer player) who has a bulge in his shorts.
“i love footballb-n-rs!”

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