football Christmas
when christmas doesn’t go as planned, as in “a christmas story” when ralphie asked the mall santa for a red rider b.b. gun and was offered a “nice football” instead. not that there’s anything wrong with football.
i asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. it’s a total football christmas.
the nfl draft. synonymous with christmas for the national football league, except that if you’re bad, santa tagliabu gives you more and better gifts.
what the h-ll? i go 2 and 14 and all i get for football christmas is courtney brown?
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