football jock
an often arrogant male, that is, by the natural order, superior to most men through his alpha att-tude and manly behaviour. can often be seen doing masculine things and getting praise. most intellectuals disapprove of their off-kilter relationship with knowledge, but a good football jock knows better; and will more often than not end up being your boss even though he made you do his science homework every day.
see alpha
“oh my god, look at those football jock over there, suuch a hunk of man!” said the cheerleader and the male cheerleader
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