football player


for the most part, big -ss mothaf-ckers who’s brains are in their d-ck heads. f-cking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys… still, its a living.
moronic is a word, dumb-ss.
in high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. mtv brainwashed girls want to f-ck them just becuase they’re “hot”. very few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. the other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete -sses.
football players: giving “meathead” a new definition.
1.guys who put on enough pads to usaully keep themselves alive play on professional teams and get paid alot of money,who still get injured

2.people who play football for fun with or without pads because we think its fun and we love the game,were not all jocks either
1.terrel owens went to play in the superbowl after breaking his ankle

2.me and my friends who play for the h-ll of it
a player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of p-ss-es and nerds who don’t have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse f-ggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. this is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their sh-t. as for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the f-ck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? there’s a reason the p-ss-es, nerds, and f-ggots don’t give us sh-t to our faces. their -sses would be kicked into the next state.
i am a football player.
robert wood.
hey, you’re his best friend, what’s a synonym for robert wood? soccer player?

f-ck no, robert wood means football player, and if you don’t believe me, his best friend, just check urban dictionary.
dumb, moronic meat heads who’s only job in life is placed at great jeopordy every time they get a concussion.
wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.
r-t-rded -ssholes that think they have to be cool infront of each other by being loud annoying and rude. making themselves live up to the football jock -sshole stereotype.
why is that football player such an -sshole?

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