football time
when someone takes a lot longer than the time they said. a football game consists of four, 15-minute quarters but because the clock stops a lot, the game is a lot longer than 45 minutes. so when someone tells you they’ll be 20 minutes, it’s 20 minutes football time.
bob: jim said he was going to be 20 minutes before he shows up.
bill: yeah but, he works in football time so he’ll be about 40 minutes.
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