Football Widow
n. a woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.
nothing will draw stalney away from the tv on sunday. jill realized she’s become a football widow.
a football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement s-x partner during the football season. her husband is so busy l-sting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. the stupid -ss husband never even notices.
a s-x starved football widow has to go elsewhere for s-x.can be to a guy or another girl. often it’s the wife of husband’s football watching buddy.
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