Foothill Horizons Summer Camp


the happiest place on earth. made in the late 70s, this summer camp has never failed to bring a smile on any campers’ face world wide. and we mean world wide. by letting yourself come to this camp, you are allowing yourself to expand your “horizons” and develop your social skills in this miwukian land of adventure and fun to develop yourself into the awesome person you shall become. to be continued…until you come here.
example 1

camper 1: wow, i just expanded my “horizons” at foothill horizons summer camp.

camper 2: why did you just make air quotes with your fingers?

example 2

senior at high school: i just got accepted to uc davis! thanks foothill horizons summer camp!

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