footified
to identify a person sitting on the sh-tter of a public toilet taking a m-ssive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
i footified who’s dropping the sh-ts and leaving the greasy norman in the men’s room. it’s carl.
someone’s p-ssing out of their -ss in that stall. see if you can get them footified.
i finally footified who didn’t flush that m-ssive t-rd yesterday. i walked every workstation today and finally identified ron’s loafers. what a nasty f-cker.
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