footwilly
a footw-lly is a very rare condition in which a p-n-s actually grows on the sufferer’s foot.
a very rare affliction but, one that brings with it new comedic and s-xual values.
ollie had such an advanced case of footw-lly he found it hard to find shoes to accommodate his deformity. though smaller shoes was not such a horrendous affliction as it stimulated him s-xually though chaffing was the main course for concern as on the footw-lly growth there were many boils and cysts caused by excessive rubbing.
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