footy family
an australian family (not divorced). normally with two or more children. the entire family goes for the same team. all the children do football training on sat-rday morning (auskick). the family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. at school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. they will also normally yell terms related to football during cl-ss time as random. levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. generally, all of the storage on the foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the tv and yell at it. however on occasion they will attend an actual afl match while wearing various layers of their team’s merchandise.
that godd-mn footy family, i can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!
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