FOR GONDOR
for gondor!
for gondor is usually a phrase men hear when a woman notices the condom has broken during intercourse, thus impregnating the helpless female.
but fear not, she now holds a mighty warrior in her womb raring for battle!
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-upon withdrawal of the p-n-s from the v-g-n-, woman notices condom has broken-
woman: oh no the condooooom!!
in man’s head: for gondooooor!!
for gondor!
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