for totes ser
for totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. the for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.
let’s say you approach me with a question such as: “jon, did you shoot that hoe?” then i would respond “why yes jake… i’m for totes ser.” as in i am being (for) totally serious.
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