forbes magazine
p-rn for rich people. an industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.
herbert: “consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for most racist employer of 2009?”
consuela: “si, senor, lo siento, i –”
-whack- -whack- -whack-
consuela: “ay, no!”
nathan: (reading forbes magazine) “i can’t wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working cl-ss to give me all their money!”
-lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black american express card-
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