forbothered
when someone feigns that they had forgotten a task that they couldn’t be bothered to do in the first place.
dad: “andrew, did you take the trash downstairs like you said you would”.
andrew “no i forgot”
dad: “you forgot or you couldn’t be bothered”
andrew: “i forbothered”.
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