when a jedi is constipated (jedi food is notoriously rich), this special force power both lubricates the jedi -n-s and produces a tremendous down-thrust, thus clearing the blockage.
obi wan could hear the tie-fighters wizzing past the millenium falcon, he concluded his (until then sedate) morning-loaf with a brisk force-poo and ran to the laser-cannon.
- forehead mustache
unibrow sam: dude, take these tweezers and fix that forehead mustache. max: thanks bro.
ages affect on t-ts she used to be hot but now shes got some serious saggage going on
- Tactically Distressed
the next movement to being politically correct in regards to the exceptional learners (since mentally challenged became politically incorrect). “hey, what’s wrong with timmy?” “oh, he’s tactically distressed….autism.”
the greatest thing you can ever do for another person (and yourself),when, even after they have hurt you so badly you thought you would die, you can move on and love again… i forgive you rob. forgiveness feels like water. the ultimate test of love that drives a heart wild by lovingly surp-ssing all the […]
- Taffy Puller
during the act of s-xual intercourse, the man and woman get into the “cowboy” position. with the girl on top, she uses her v-g-n-l area to squeeze the p-n-s, and pulls up. there for “pulling” the mans “taffy”. “that girl gave me a wicked taffy puller last night.”