Force Talk
when you are forced to make small talk. usually happens when you run into someone you haven’t seen in a long time. neither of you actually cares about the answers to any of the questions you are asking each other.
husband: “how was your day?”
wife: “the usual, i actually ran into jen from college at the supermarket and had to make some force talk”
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