forced-again virgin
similar to a born-again virgin, only the new virginity is the result of a prolonged and highly undesired abstinence due to a complete lack of worthy prospects.
stephanie, when was the last time you got laid?
uhh, 1 year, 4 months, and 11 days ago.
oh my god! you never told me you were a forced-again virgin!
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